Little Johnny, a curious young boy, always seemed to stumble upon interesting situations. One day, he innocently walked into the bathroom and found his mother in the bathtub. Being the curious little boy that he was, he couldn’t help but ask his mother about the “big fuzzy patch” below her bellybutton.
With a friendly smile, his mother replied, “Oh, that’s called a bush, dear.”
Little Johnny, satisfied with his newfound knowledge, went about his day. However, his curiosity didn’t stop there. A few days later, he walked in on his father taking a shower. Unable to resist his questioning nature, he pointed at his father’s nether regions and asked, “Dad, what is that big long thing hanging between your legs?”
Amused by his son’s innocence, his father replied, “That, my boy, is called a snake.”
As time went on, Little Johnny’s curiosity persisted. One day, he found his mother in the bathtub once again. This time, his attention was drawn to the two “baggy things” hanging above her bellybutton. Puzzled, he asked, “Mom, what are those two baggy things?”
His mother chuckled softly and replied, “Those are called headlights, sweetie.”
A couple of weeks passed, and one fateful day, Little Johnny walked in on his parents engaged in lovemaking. Startled by the scene, he couldn’t help but blurt out, “Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!”
The following day, Little Johnny’s curiosity led him to his father’s presence in the shower once again. Brimming with curiosity, he pointed at his father’s private parts and asked the same question as before, “Dad, what is that big long thing hanging between your legs?”
Rather amused by his son’s persistent curiosity, his father replied with a friendly smile, “That, my boy, is still a snake.”
And so, Little Johnny continued on his journey of curiosity, asking questions and seeking answers in his own innocent way.
