Little Johnny’s Funny Answer

Little Johnny, the class clown, never fails to amuse with his witty remarks. During a vocabulary lesson, the teacher asked the students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. While Molly and Sally gave fitting responses, Little Johnny had a different idea.

With a mischievous grin on his face, Little Johnny raised his hand, ready to share his sentence. The teacher hesitated, knowing Little Johnny’s reputation for outrageous remarks. However, she decided to give him a chance, thinking there was no harm in using the word “fascinate.”

Little Johnny proudly declared, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her ‘tits’ are so big she can only fasten eight!” The class burst into laughter, and even the teacher couldn’t help but chuckle.

The teacher may have been taken aback by Little Johnny’s unexpected response, but it goes to show that humor can be found even in the most unexpected moments. Little Johnny definitely left an everlasting impression on his classmates and teacher that day.