Little Johnny, a mischievous little boy with a knack for finding trouble, decided to ask his mom for some money. But he didn’t want to ask in a regular way, he wanted to put a little twist on it.
He approached his mom with a mischievous grin on his face and said, “Hey, Mom, can you give me twenty dollars?”
His mom, knowing Little Johnny all too well, immediately refused. “Certainly not!” she answered firmly.
But Little Johnny wasn’t about to give up. He knew just how to get what he wanted. He leaned in closer and whispered, “If you do, I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up at the mention of a secret. She couldn’t help but be curious. She quickly grabbed her purse and handed over the money, saying, “Well? What did he say?”
With a mischievous twinkle in his eye, Little Johnny revealed, “He said, ‘Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.’”
Little Johnny had successfully convinced his mom to give him the money, using his wit and cleverness. It just goes to show that sometimes a little creativity is all it takes to get what you want.
Little Johnny And His Father Went Fishing
Once upon a time, Little Johnny and his father decided to spend a day fishing together. They hopped into their boat and set off on their fishing adventure.
As they floated along, Little Johnny’s curiosity started to get the better of him. He looked around at the vast world around him and couldn’t help but ask his father some questions.
“How does this boat float?” Little Johnny asked, full of wonder and excitement.
His father pondered for a moment, then replied with a smile, “I don’t rightly know, son.”
Little Johnny didn’t stop there. His thirst for knowledge grew, and he turned to his father again, asking, “How do fish breathe underwater?”
The father chuckled and replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
A little while later, Little Johnny looked up at the sky and asked, “Why is the sky blue?”
Once again, his father replied with a shrug, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
Little Johnny started to worry that he was annoying his father with all his questions, so he hesitantly said, “Dad, do you mind me asking all of these questions?”
His father smiled warmly and said, “Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!”
Little Johnny learned that it’s okay to be curious and ask questions. It’s through asking that we gain knowledge and understanding of the world around us.
Little Johnny Asks His Mother About Her Chest
One day, Little Johnny found himself taking a shower with his mother. As his innocent eyes wandered, he couldn’t help but notice something peculiar on his mother’s chest.
“Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Little Johnny asked, his curiosity getting the best of him.
Caught off-guard, his mother didn’t quite know how to respond. She quickly thought of a way to divert his attention and said, “Johnny, ask your dad about that at breakfast tomorrow. I’m sure he’ll have a good answer for you.”
Little Johnny took his mother’s advice to heart. The next morning at breakfast, he eagerly asked his father about the mysterious objects.
His father, never one to shy away from tough questions, replied with a twinkle in his eye, “Why, Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy’s time comes, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
Amazed by this explanation, Little Johnny was satisfied. He didn’t ask any more questions. But a few weeks later, something happened that left him deeply concerned.
Little Johnny’s dad came home from work earlier than usual. Caught off-guard, Little Johnny ran out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!!”
His father, trying to calm him down, asked, “Son, why do you think mommy’s dying?”
Through his tears, Little Johnny managed to explain, “Uncle Harry is blowing up mommy’s balloons, and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’”
Little Johnny’s innocent misunderstanding led to a hilarious situation. It just goes to show that children’s innocent minds can sometimes interpret things in the most unexpected ways.
Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and Little Johnny never fails to deliver a good laugh.
