A Woman And Three Wishes

Once upon a time, a woman was out golfing when she accidentally hit the ball into the woods. Determined to find her ball, she ventured into the woods and stumbled upon a frog trapped in a snare. The frog spoke to her and said, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

Intrigued by the offer, the woman set the frog free. However, the frog added a condition to her wishes. He warned her, “Whatever you wish for, your husband will receive it tenfold!” The woman pondered for a moment but decided to proceed.

For her first wish, she desired to become the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog cautioned her, saying that her husband would also become the most handsome man, attracting attention from other women. Undeterred, the woman replied, “That’s alright, because I will be the most beautiful woman, and his eyes will only be for me.”

With a wave of the frog’s magic wand, KAZAM! The woman transformed into the epitome of beauty.

Not satisfied with just her looks, the woman turned to her second wish. She wished to become the richest woman in the world. Again, the frog informed her that her husband would become ten times richer than her. Unfazed, the woman responded, “That’s okay because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

With a flick of the frog’s wand, ABRA-KADA-BRA-KAZAM! The woman suddenly possessed unimaginable wealth.

Now, with one final wish remaining, the frog asked the woman what she desired. Her response surprised him. She said, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

The moral of the story is clear – women are clever and shouldn’t be underestimated. They know how to make the best of any situation.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.