The Talking Leg

Imagine going to the doctor with a strange request: to listen to what your leg has to say. Well, that’s exactly what happened to a man who walked into a doctor’s office one day.

The doctor, curious and intrigued, decided to fulfill his patient’s request. Little did he know, he was about to experience something he had never encountered before.

The man confidently told the doctor to put his ear up to his thigh. As soon as the doctor did, he heard a voice saying, “Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks.” Shocked and bewildered, the doctor couldn’t believe what he was hearing.

But the surprises didn’t end there. The man insisted that the doctor listen to his knee next. With some hesitation, the doctor placed his ear on the man’s knee and heard it pleading, “Man, I really need 10 bucks, just lend me 10 bucks!!” The doctor was dumbfounded, unable to comprehend what was happening.

Still amazed, the man asked the doctor to listen to his ankle. Placing his ear on the man’s ankle, the doctor was blown away to hear it begging, “Please, I just need 5 bucks. Lend me 5 bucks, please if you can.” The doctor was at a loss for words, frantically searching through his medical reference books for any explanation.

Unable to find an answer in his books, the doctor made a well-educated guess. Drawing on his life experiences, he delivered the surprising diagnosis: “Your leg appears to be broken in three places.”

And there you have it, a hilarious twist to a unique doctor’s visit. Sometimes, the truth can be stranger than fiction.