Infidelity is a deeply painful experience for those who have been cheated on. It can shatter trust and leave emotional scars that take time to heal. However, one woman found a remarkably clever way to confront her husband’s mistress when she discovered his affair. She chose to express her feelings through a letter, outlining the profound impact this affair would have on their lives. While we cannot verify the authenticity of this letter, its message resonates strongly. Let’s take a look and see what you think!
A Surprising Thank You
Dear Carla,
I want to express my sincerest gratitude to you for leaving those unmistakable bite marks all over my husband’s chest the other night. Your actions have given me something unexpected – freedom. And not just for me, but for our children as well.
In recognition of your devoted service to our family, I offer you a unique prize: my husband, for keeps! If you choose to claim this prize, please take note of the following terms and conditions:
The New Responsibilities
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Financial Obligations: From now on, you will be responsible for his financial well-being. This includes child support for our two children and alimony for the time and effort I have invested in raising them. So, forget about his money, my dear. That’s all mine!
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Wardrobe Selection: By some strange twist of fate, all his clothing magically disappeared into a mysterious black hole the day I noticed those captivating “love bites.” Therefore, it is your responsibility to dress him as you please. Leather pants, perhaps? A leash? The choice is yours, girlfriend!
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Limited Visitation: He will have supervised visits with his children every other weekend. Please make a note of this time and ensure his presence is available for quality time with the kids.
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Intimate Moments: I must inform you that his ability to perform sexually has been compromised due to a back injury five years ago. Even with the assistance of a little blue pill, his arousal is fleeting, lasting only a couple of minutes at best. Most of the time, he won’t even attempt it. Therefore, stock up on batteries, sweetheart! His condition is irreversible, and you will have to handle it, just as I have.
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Farewell Forever: I want to make it abundantly clear that I will never take him back or allow him entry into my home. He had something truly special here, and he threw it all away for you. While you may try, I highly doubt you can ever match what we had.
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Acceptance of Blame: He confessed to me, tears streaming down his face, that you giggled and said, “I hope your wife sees my bites.” Well, your wish came true, and he is furious, beyond furious… at you. It is crucial that you accept responsibility for the consequences of your actions.
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A Friendly Warning: Consider this more of a friendly warning than a rule. I will dedicate my life to filling his time with the pettiest distractions imaginable, just to spite you. I will work tirelessly to cause him pain, much like our children are hurting right now. He will smile and endure it for me and the kids, but he will spend hours every day complaining to you about it. And in case you were curious, I feel completely justified in doing so.
A Resigned Defeat
So, once again, Carla, I want to extend my thanks to you. Your adorable bite marks have taught me that thirteen years of marriage and two children were no match for your influence. I humbly surrender and congratulate you on your prize – he’s all yours!
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