Sometimes, all we need is a good laugh to brighten up our day. In a world that can feel grim and serious, a funny anecdote is always welcome. So, here’s a hilarious story that will surely bring a smile to your face. Even if you’ve read it before, it’s bound to make you laugh again!
The Letter that Started it All
It all starts with a letter. A husband decides to write to his wife, expressing his desire for a divorce. He pours his heart out, claiming to have been a good husband for the past seven years, but having nothing to show for it. He laments about the recent events that pushed him over the edge: his wife quitting her job and neglecting their relationship. The husband assumes she’s either cheating or has fallen out of love. Filled with anger and frustration, he declares that he’s leaving her for good. To add salt to the wound, he mentions that he’s moving away with her sister!
The Unexpected Reply
Little does the husband know that his wife has a brilliant surprise up her sleeve. In her response, she starts by expressing how receiving his letter has made her day. She cheekily acknowledges their seven-year-long marriage, but points out that he’s far from the “good man” he claims to be. She hilariously admits that she watches soap operas to drown out his constant whining and griping.
Replying to his mention of her new haircut, she playfully throws back a comment, saying, “You look just like a girl!” However, she refrains from saying anything mean, as her mother taught her to be kind. As for the favorite meal he mentioned cooking, she lets him know that he got her confused with her sister since she hasn’t eaten pork in seven years.
But the fun doesn’t end there. She reveals that when she saw the new silk boxers he wore, she turned away because she noticed the price tag was still on them. She jokingly prays it was a coincidence that her sister had just borrowed $50 from her that same morning.
To cap it all off, she drops a bombshell. She confesses that despite everything, she still loved him and even won the lottery for $10 million. With hopes of working things out, she quit her job and bought them two tickets to Jamaica. However, when she arrived home, he was already gone. Instead of dwelling on it, she accepts that everything happens for a reason and wishes him a fulfilling life.
The Happy Ending
The wife’s mic-drop-worthy response doesn’t just leave the husband speechless; it also ensures that he won’t get a dime from her in the divorce settlement, according to her lawyer. She signs off as his “Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!”
Share the Laughter
Now, isn’t this a story worth sharing? If you want to bring a smile to someone’s face today, go ahead and share this fabulous exchange of words. Laughter is contagious, after all!
