Man Comes Home Early And Panics When He Hears His Wife Moaning From The Bedroom

When we are in a relationship, the last thing we want to have happen is for the other person to cheat. Unfortunately, it happens all too often, and it’s never a laughing matter. Then again, there are plenty of jokes that revolve around infidelity.

If you haven’t heard a good joke in a while, I invite you to read what we have for you below. Not only did I laugh, I shared it with others and they all agreed it was the funniest thing we’ve heard in a long time.

A man arrives home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked, sweating, and panting on the bed.

“What’s going on?” he asks.

“I’m having a heart attack!” cries the woman.

He hurries downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son runs up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he doesn’t have any clothes on!”

The man slams the phone down, storms back upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and yanks open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, completely naked, cowering on the closet floor.

“You rotten scoundrel,” says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!!!”