Dinner Misadventures: The Tale of Skippy and the Nervous Girlfriend

A woman goes to her boyfriendโ€™s parentsโ€™ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasnโ€™t loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriendโ€™s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the womanโ€™s feet and said in a rather stern voice, โ€œSkippy!โ€ The woman thought, โ€œThis is great!โ€ and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

This time, she didnโ€™t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, โ€œDammit Skippy!โ€ Once again, the woman smiled and thought, โ€œYes!โ€ A few minutes later, the woman had to let another one rip.

This time she didnโ€™t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, โ€œDammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!โ€