Once upon a time, there was a man who had a big family of six children. He couldn’t contain his pride and often referred to his wife as the “Mother of Six,” much to her dismay.
One night, the couple attended a lively party. As the evening wore on, the man grew tired and felt it was time to head home. Wanting to ensure his wife was ready too, he called out loudly, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”
His wife, slightly annoyed by her husband’s lack of subtlety, responded with a sly retort, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”
