When we’re in a relationship, we often get asked all sorts of questions by our significant other. Some of these questions are trivial and don’t require much thought. However, there are certain questions that can have a significant impact on our relationship depending on how we answer them. This includes the question that a wife asked her husband in the following joke.
You’ve probably heard this question before, and you might have struggled to come up with the perfect response, just like the husband in this joke. Let’s see what he said and how quickly he realized his mistake.
The wife turns to her husband and asks, “Darling, if something were to happen to me, would you ever consider getting married again?”
After taking a moment to think, the husband responds, “In time, I believe I might. We all seek companionship to heal.”
Curiosity piqued, the wife asks another question, “And if I weren’t here anymore, would your new wife live in our beloved home?”
With a thoughtful nod, the husband explains, “We’ve put so much effort into creating the perfect home. It’s unlikely that I would want to part with it. So yes, she probably would.”
Continuing her line of questioning, the wife asks, “Hypothetically speaking, if you were to remarry and she lived here, would she sleep in our very bed?”
The husband meets her gaze and replies, “Yes, our bed is fairly new and quite comfortable. It’s a $2,000 investment meant to last, so she would definitely sleep in it.”
With a mischievous glint in her eye, the wife adds one final twist, “And if you did remarry, and she lived here, and slept in our bed… would she also use my beloved golf clubs?”
Laughter fills the room as the husband playfully retorts, “Ah, but here’s the catch! She’s a lefty, my dear!”
In this lighthearted joke, the husband’s playful response lightens the mood and creates a sense of shared laughter between the couple. It reminds us that humor and a good-natured attitude can help navigate even the trickiest of questions in a relationship.
