When I first met Dorian, I didn’t think much about the long term. We were colleagues in a marketing agency in Toronto, sharing late-night project deadlines, passive-aggressive Slack messages, and the occasional lunch break coffee. He was funny in a dry way, always a bit aloof, but with eyes that searched the room like he was measuring whether or not he belonged in it.

Somewhere between corporate banter and one too many tequila shots at the Christmas party, we fell into each other. And when we fell, we fell. It was the kind of intense relationship that burned fast and deep, but somehow managed to hold.

A year and a half in, he proposed during a trip to Nova Scotia. We were standing on a cliff at sunset—yes, it was dramatic, and yes, I cried. The ring was modest, a simple gold band with a small diamond, but it felt more valuable than anything I owned. We didn’t talk much about money, though I had recently inherited $500,000 from my grandmother’s estate. She raised me after my parents passed in a car accident when I was nine. That money was her final goodbye, her way of saying, “You’ll be okay without me.”

I didn’t flaunt it. Dorian knew about it, of course, but we had always split things evenly. He insisted on it. His family, however, was a different story.

I met Denise, his mother, a few weeks after the engagement. She greeted me with a rehearsed smile, the kind that doesn’t reach the eyes. Dorian told me she was just protective. “She’ll warm up to you,” he promised. “Give her time.”

That was before she found out about the inheritance.

After that, she “warmed up” fast. Suddenly I was “the perfect match,” and she started calling me “sweetheart” and hugging me like we were sorority sisters. At first, I thought maybe she had turned a new leaf. Then came the dinner.

It was the Friday before our wedding week. We’d flown to Vancouver to finalize things with the venue, and his family hosted us at their home for what they called a “celebration dinner.” Between the toasts and the overly dry roast beef, Denise pulled me aside and handed me a gold envelope.

“I have something for you,” she cooed, squeezing my hand. “A small family tradition.”

I smiled, expecting maybe a handwritten letter or some recipe passed down from their ancestors.

Inside was a neatly typed list.

At the top: “Gifts of Appreciation – To be fulfilled prior to wedding.”

I blinked. The items were staggering.

• Cartier Love Bracelet for Denise – $7,350
• Rolex Submariner for her husband, Allan – $12,000
• A Mini Cooper for Dorian’s sister, Harper – “She’s always wanted one in matte black.”
• Monthly family contribution – $2,000, indefinitely, to “honor the merging of families”

I stared at her, thinking it was some weird joke.

“Are you serious?” I asked, laughing awkwardly.

Denise didn’t even flinch. “It’s just how we do things. You’re lucky to have this money—we need to know you’re serious about us.”

That last word echoed in my head. Us.

She leaned in closer, breath heavy with red wine and entitlement. “If you really love my son, you’ll do this.”

I didn’t scream. I didn’t argue. I simply smiled.

“Oh, Denise, you’re absolutely right. Family takes care of family.”

Her eyes sparkled, the way a raccoon’s might upon spotting a dumpster full of birthday cake.

The next few days, I kept quiet. I told Dorian I wanted to handle wedding gifts for his family personally, and he, sweet and oblivious, kissed my forehead and said, “That’s so thoughtful, babe.”

I went shopping.

Sunday came, and we hosted a pre-wedding brunch at our Airbnb. His whole family arrived dressed like they were expecting the Queen. Denise wore an ivory silk blouse and a look of anticipation. I greeted her with a hug and said, “I have something special for everyone.”

Their eyes lit up when they saw the mountain of gift bags and ribbon-wrapped boxes. One by one, I handed them out.

Harper tore into hers first—only to find a Hot Wheels toy Mini Cooper. “It’s matte black!” I chimed.

Allan opened his next. Inside? A plastic watch from a dollar store. I’d even drawn the Rolex logo on it with a black Sharpie. “Limited edition,” I told him, deadpan.

Then came Denise.

Her hands trembled as she slowly lifted the lid of her long, velvet box. Everyone leaned in.

She gasped.

Then shrieked.

“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!”

Inside was a twisted, rusted bracelet with a broken clasp, nestled on silk like it belonged in a museum of bad decisions.

“Oh Denise,” I said, my voice honeyed. “It’s a family heirloom from my grandmother. Symbolic, really. Rusted over time… just like trust when people start treating grief like a gift shop.”

You could’ve heard a pin drop.

Then Harper snorted.

I turned to Dorian. He looked stunned but not angry. Not even surprised. He just rubbed his temples and whispered, “She really did this…”

Denise stood, red-faced and shaking. “How dare you embarrass me like this?! You tricked me!”

I looked her dead in the eye. “No. You tried to sell your son’s future for a pile of luxury junk. I just returned the favor—with interest.”

Dorian stood up.

“Mom,” he said, his voice low. “You need to leave.”

She stared at him, stunned. “But—”

He didn’t raise his voice. He didn’t need to.

“I mean it.”

They left in a flurry of heels and grumbled curses.

I braced myself. I wasn’t sure if this was going to cost me my fiancé.

But Dorian stayed silent for a long time before finally turning to me.

“That,” he said slowly, “was absolutely legendary.”

I blinked. “You’re not mad?”

He shook his head. “I’ve always known what she was capable of. I just didn’t know how brave you were.”

We got married the next weekend. Just us, a few close friends, and no family drama.

Later, I donated a large chunk of my inheritance to a foundation that supports young adults aging out of foster care. It felt right. Grandma would’ve liked that.

As for Denise, she sent us one last message—a legal threat demanding “reparations for public humiliation.” Our lawyer framed it and hung it in our hallway. Right next to our wedding photo.

Now, every time someone visits and asks about the letter, I smile and say, “Ah, that’s from our registry.”

Funny how some gifts really do keep on giving.

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