A Woman Wakes Up From A Coma To Learn Of Her Dumb Brother’s Latest Blunder

We all have somebody in our family that is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. We may hope that they get a little smarter, but in the end, we all end up just living along with whatever they have to offer. Even when they do dumb things, we just smile and play along with it.

The woman in the following joke has a brother like that. Unfortunately, he also had the opportunity to do something for her and she never would’ve selected him for the job. When the doctor told her what he had done, it was more than she could bear and hilarious for the rest of us.

A woman had twin babies and fell into a coma immediately after due to complications.

A couple of weeks later, she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is my baby?!”

The doctor replies, “They are both fine. You have a beautiful boy and girl.

Your husband went back to work, and you were out so long that your brother named them.”

The woman looked concerned, as her brother wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. “Oh no. What did he name them?”

“He named the girl Denise,” The doctor replies.

The woman, relieved, “Well, that’s not so bad. What about the boy?”

“Denephew.”