We often look forward to receiving letters from loved ones, especially in an age where instant communication is so prevalent. However, sometimes those letters might bring unexpected and unwelcome news.
In this story, a husband decided to break up with his wife through a ‘Dear John’ letter. Instead of facing her in person, he chose the cowardly route of leaving a note. Little did he know, his wife had a response ready for him as well. Enjoy this tale and take away an important lesson for relationships.
Dear wife,
You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want intimacy or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
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Dear Ex-Husband,
I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if I couldn’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have confused me with my sister because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
Regarding those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them. I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
