Picture this: a lovely evening out, a couple excited to enjoy dinner at a fancy restaurant. The aroma of delectable food wafts through the air, and soft music sets the perfect ambiance. But, of course, fate loves a dash of drama in an otherwise perfect setting.
As they are seated, the husband’s eyes go wide, zeroing in on a woman at a nearby table. She’s not just sipping, but practically chucking down her gin like there’s no tomorrow. The astonished wife notices her husband’s fixed stare and decides it’s time for some answers.
“Do you know that inebriated spectacle over there?” she asks, a hint of curiosity spicing her tone.
The husband takes a deep breath, gearing up for the bombshell. “I’m afraid so. She’s my ex-wife. She started downing drinks like a fish right after we divorced seven years ago, and from what I hear, she’s yet to find the off switch.”
Now, if you think the wife was about to spiral into jealousy, think again. Instead, she couldn’t help but unleash a witty zinger that could rival the best of comedy clubs.
“My God!” she exclaims, her eyes widening in mock astonishment. “Who knew a person could go on celebrating that long?”
Ah, marriage. It’s not just a partnership but a perpetual font of witty retorts. So, the next time you find yourself at a restaurant, keep your eyes peeled—you never know who might make an appearance to spice up your night out!
