So, you think you know everything about eggs, huh? Think again! Whether you’re a farm-fresh fanatic or a store-bought superstar, there’s a whole world of egg care you’ve probably never even thought about. But fear not, because I’m here to crack the code on keeping your eggs fresher than the day they were laid.

Let’s start with the basics: raw eggs. These little wonders should be chilled out at a cool 35°F to 40°F (that’s 1.7°C to 4.4°C for all you metric fans). Stash them in the original carton, and voilà! You’ve got fresh eggs for 3 to 5 weeks. The carton isn’t just for show – it’s their fortress protecting them from nasty odors.

But maybe you’re not just any egg enthusiast – you’re a hard-boiled hero looking for a speedy snack. Once you’ve turned those raw eggs into hard-boiled favorites, pop them into airtight containers and store them in the fridge. They’ll stay fresh and delicious for up to a week, perfect for lunchtime warriors.

Now, if you’re whipping up scrambled eggs or mastering a mighty omelet, don’t rush the storage. Let them cool down before locking them away in a sealed container. Trust me, this little bit of patience means they’ll stay tasty for 3 to 4 days.

For those who enjoy liquid eggs – yes, those cartons are lifesavers! If unopened, they’ll stay good for up to a week past the “sell-by” date. Once you crack them open though, aim to use them within two days. As for egg replacements, commonly rocking the baking world, these can chill for 10 to 14 days when refrigerated and sealed properly.

And let’s not forget the classic enemy of eggs – bacteria. Temperatures above 40°F (4.4°C) are a no-go. In warmer locales, be doubly cautious about leaving your egg-based delicacies out because nothing spoils the fun like unwanted bacteria crashing the party.

If at any point you’re scratching your head, wondering if an egg’s still good, let’s bring out the fun float test. Submerge that suspicious egg in a bowl of water. Fresh ones will be bashful and sink to the bottom, while the more mature ones may float thanks to an expanding air pocket. It’s like an egg’s way of telling you “I’m done.”