Once upon a time, a man and his wife were having a heated argument in bed. Frustrated, the man decided to escape the tension by taking a blanket and moving to the couch. It was not the best way to resolve their disagreement, but it seemed like the only option at the time.

The next day, feeling remorseful about their argument, the wife decided to surprise her husband with a thoughtful gift. Knowing that he was an avid golfer, she visited the pro shop where he often played. Seeking guidance, she approached the friendly pro and shared her desire to find a special present for her husband.

The pro suggested a putter, showcasing one of their finest models. Curious, the wife inquired about the price. With a smile, the pro replied, “One hundred and fifty pounds.” The cost seemed a bit steep to her, so she expressed her concern.

However, the pro quickly reassured her, “But it comes with an inscription.” Intrigued, the wife asked about the details of the inscription. The pro explained, “It can be whatever you wish, but one of the old golfers’ favorites is, ‘NEVER UP, NEVER IN.’”

The wife paused for a moment, realizing that such an inscription might not be the best choice. She exclaimed, “Oh, that will never do! That quote actually started the argument in the first place!”

And with that realization, the wife and the pro shared a laugh, recognizing the unintended irony of the situation. In the end, they found a different, more fitting inscription for the putter, guaranteeing that it would bring joy to the husband without causing any more arguments.

It just goes to show that sometimes, even the simplest things can have unexpected meanings and hold special memories. This story reminds us to choose our words wisely and appreciate the humor that life gifts us, even in the midst of disagreements.