Wife: Honey, can you please help me with cleaning the garden?
Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Oh, sorry honey. Okay, then can you fix the bathroom door?
Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?
Then the husband walks out. After coming back from where he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife would do this all by herself…!
Wife: No, it’s not me.
Husband: Who then?
Wife: Our neighbor.
Husband: How much did you pay him?
Wife: No, he just gave me two options: bread or sex….
Husband: I hope you gave him bread.
Wife: Do I look like a bakery?
