Welcome or back to Readthistory.

The site that tries every day to help you with as much information as possible.

If these are useful to you, don’t forget to share the information in the groups you belong to! Thank you!

John recently returned from an exhilarating safari in Africa and wasted no time in visiting his friend, Mark, to share his incredible tale:

“I was exploring the jungle,” John began, “when suddenly, I heard a rustling noise behind me.

Turning around, I saw an enormous lion, licking its chops and staring right at me with a grin.

The lion started advancing towards me, so I bolted, with the lion hot on my heels.”

“Just as the lion was nearly upon me, it slipped. This gave me a bit of an advantage, but soon it was gaining on me again.

As the lion got closer once more, it slipped again! Fortunately, I spotted a house in the distance and sprinted towards it.

With every ounce of energy left, I reached the house. The lion was almost on top of me, but it slipped for the third time at the last moment.

I dashed inside and slammed the door shut, just as the lion’s face almost made it through.”

“Wow, John! That’s an unbelievable story. I would have been scared out of my wits!” Mark exclaimed.

And John, with a grin, replied, “Well, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LION KEPT SLIPPING ON?”

If you enjoyed this story, feel free to share it with others!