We may look forward to getting letters from someone we care about but sometimes, those letters don’t have the best news possible. We might even end up regretting opening one of those letters, as it can bring us to the depths of despair.
Something similar happened in the following joke when a husband wrote his wife a Dear John letter. He wanted to break up with her and he wanted to do so in a cowardly way, by leaving her a note rather than telling her face-to-face.
That wasn’t the funny part but rather, it was the fact that she had a letter to send to him as well. Enjoy this joke and let it be a lesson to all of us at the same time.
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Dear wife,
You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever! the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
Dear Ex-Husband,
I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.