A Boss Says to His Secretary

A boss says to his secretary, “We are traveling abroad for the week, so make the necessary arrangements.”

The secretary calls her husband and says, “My boss and I will be traveling abroad for some reasons.”

The secretary’s husband quickly calls his secret lover and says, “My wife is traveling for the weekend, so come over to my house so we can spend time together.”

The secret lover then calls the child she tutors and says, “I won’t be at home this week, so no lessons.”

The child calls his grandpa and says, “Grandpa, my tutor is not available this weekend, so I’ll use the time to be with you.”

The grandpa calls his secretary and says, “My grandson is coming to stay with me for the weekend, so we are no longer traveling.”

The secretary calls her husband and says, “My boss said his grandson is coming to spend the weekend with him, so the trip is canceled.”

The husband calls his secret lover and says, “We cannot spend the week together; my wife has canceled her trip.”

The secret lover calls the child and says, “We will have our lessons as usual this week.”

The child calls his grandfather and says, “Grandpa, I’m sorry, but we can’t spend the weekend together. My tutor said we have to have classes.”

The grandpa calls his secretary and says, “Plans have changed again! My grandson is not coming over, so we will go on the trip as planned. Please make the arrangements.”