Wife: Honey, can you please help me clean the garden?
Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Ooh, sorry honey. Okay, then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?
Then the husband walked out. After coming back from wherever he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife would do this all by herself!
Wife: No, it wasn’t me.
Husband: Who then?
Wife: Our neighbor.
Husband: You paid him how much?
Wife: No, he just gave me two options: bread or sex….
Husband: I hope you gave him bread.
Wife: Do I look like a bakery?!
