A Cow, An Ant, and An Old Fart

Once upon a time, a cow, an ant, and an old fart were engaged in a friendly debate on who is the greatest among them. Each of them had their reasons to claim the title.

The cow proudly proclaimed, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day! That’s why I am the greatest!”

Not to be outdone, the ant chimed in, “I work tirelessly day and night, even in the harshest of seasons. I can carry 52 times my own weight! That’s why I am the greatest!”

Now, it’s your turn to join in the fun. But before that, let’s dive into a hilarious story that will surely brighten your day.

A Comedy at Church

There once was a husband and wife attending a lengthy church ceremony. The wife couldn’t resist the sleepy urge and dozed off during the proceedings.

Worried about his wife, the husband decided to lightly poke her with his finger to wake her up. As fate would have it, at that exact moment, the sermon asked a question about the Israelites’ journey to freedom from slavery in Egypt.

Startled awake, the wife blurted out, “The Almighty!” before catching up on her sleep once more.

As the ceremony continued, the husband poked her again, coincidentally timed with the question about the sacrificial act for the forgiveness of sins. With a sleepy voice, the wife mumbled, “Jesus Christ!”

Unbeknownst to the husband, he tried to wake her up for the third time just as the sermon posed another question. Unfortunately, this time, the question was, “What words did Eve speak to Adam after the birth of their last child?”

At this point, the wife had reached her limit and was no longer in a jovial mood due to the constant poking. Frustrated, she snapped, “I swear, if you touch me with that finger again, I’ll snap it in half!”