WIFE: Honey, let’s play a game!
HUSBAND: Okay, what’s the game about?
WIFE: Here’s how it goes. If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall. And if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. But here’s the catch, if you run in the wrong direction, you’ll have to give me all your salary for this month.
HUSBAND: Alright, sounds interesting. And what if you fail in your turn?
WIFE: (smiles) Well, then I’ll be giving you my salary this month! Fair deal, right?
HUSBAND: Okay, I’m ready to play. (stands up, prepared to run in any direction)
WIFE: Are you ready?
HUSBAND: Yes, I’m ready!
WIFE: TURKEY!
It’s been 4 HOURS NOW…
The husband is still standing in the same spot, wondering if she meant the country or the bird.
Moral lesson… After God, fear your wife!
An elderly gentleman was sharing a funny incident with his friend about a recent visit to a new restaurant with his wife.
“The food and service were great!” he exclaimed.
Curious, his friend asked, “That’s wonderful! What’s the name of the place?”
With a puzzled expression, the old man replied, “Hmm, I can’t seem to remember. Oh wait, I have a question for you. What do you call the long-stemmed flower people give on special occasions?”
His friend smiled and said, “You mean a rose?”
Lightbulb moment! The elderly gentleman turned to his wife and eagerly asked, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”
Some memories may fade with time, but the joy and laughter they bring can last a lifetime.
