Once upon a time, a blonde woman walked into a store with a determined look on her face. She spotted a TV and decided she just had to have it. So, she confidently approached the cashier and said, “I’d like to buy this TV, please!”
However, much to her surprise, the cashier responded with a rather disappointing statement, “Sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.” The blonde was taken aback but didn’t give up.
Undeterred, the next day, she dyed her hair red and made her way back to the store. She thought that maybe a change in hair color would make a difference. But, alas, the cashier once again denied her the TV, saying they still don’t sell to blondes.
Refusing to be defeated, the blonde came up with a new plan. This time, she shaved off all her hair and returned to the store. Determined to prove that her hair color was not the issue, she confidently asked the cashier to buy the TV.
However, the cashier saw through her disguise and replied, “How the hell do you know I’m blonde?” The blonde was taken aback and asked, “First of all, why can’t I buy the TV?” The cashier chuckled and said, “Because, my dear, that’s a microwave!”
The Great Barn Escape
In another hilarious incident, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead found themselves on the run from the police. Desperate to elude capture, they stumbled upon an old barn and decided to hide in potato sacks.
As the officer in pursuit entered the barn, he started inspecting the sacks one by one, hoping to find the culprits. He kicked the first sack, which held the redhead, and to the officer’s surprise, he heard a muffled “Woof woof!”
Thinking he had stumbled upon a dog, the officer moved on to the next sack. This one contained the brunette, who, in an attempt to imitate a cat, let out a faint “Meow meow!” The officer was convinced he had discovered a feline accomplice.
Finally, the officer kicked the third sack, containing the blonde. With a burst of misguided confidence, the blonde yelled, “Potato potato!” Startled by the unexpected response, the officer knew he had caught his suspects.
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