Sometimes you’re on top of the world… A doctor recently bought a brand new Ferrari 488, the fastest and flashiest car he could find, for a whopping $500,000. One day, while out for a spin, he comes to a red light and stops. As luck would have it, an old man on a moped, who appears to be about 80 years old, pulls up next to him.
Curious about the sleek shiny car, the old man looks over and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?” With a grin on his face, the doctor proudly responds, “A brand new Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!” Intrigued, the old man then asks, “That’s a lot of money. Why does it cost so much?”
Proudly, the doctor explains, “Because this car can do up to 225 miles an hour!” Interested in seeing more, the old man asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?” With no hesitation, the doctor agrees and the old man pokes his head in the window, taking a good look around. After a brief inspection, the old man gets back on his moped and says, “That’s a pretty nice car all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!”
Suddenly, the light changes and the doctor gets ready to demonstrate just what his Ferrari can do. He floors it and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph. But to his surprise, something zooms past him even faster! Flabbergasted, he wonders, “What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” Determined to find out, he pushes the pedal even harder and reaches 175 mph.
However, up ahead, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped gaining on him! Amazed by the moped’s speed, the doctor gives it even more gas and manages to pass the old man at 200 mph. But the old man isn’t done yet. Once again, the moped catches up to the Ferrari. In a last-ditch effort, the doctor pushes his Ferrari to the limit, reaching a blazing 225 mph.
But no matter how fast he goes, the moped is right behind him. In a shocking turn of events, the moped crashes into the back of the Ferrari, completely demolishing the rear end. Worried for the old man’s well-being, the doctor rushes over to him. Miraculously, the old man is still alive! Unable to believe it, the doctor asks, “Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?” In a weak voice, the old man whispers, “Well son, you can unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.”
And sometimes, you fall. But isn’t life full of unexpected surprises that make us smile? Let us know in the comments below if you enjoyed this joke and don’t forget to like and share. Have a fantastic day!
