Getting back into the dating world can be strange and intimidating, especially if it’s been a long time since you were last single. But it’s important to stay open-minded and not judge anyone too quickly.
Today, I came across a funny story that I think you’ll enjoy. It involves a 70-year-old widow, a newspaper advert, and her quest for a new husband. You won’t believe who showed up at her door!
Here’s the full hilarious joke, make sure you stick with it until the punchline:
“A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She placed an ad in the local newspaper that said: ‘Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.’”
The next day, the widow heard the doorbell ring. Much to her surprise, she opened the door to find a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no legs or arms.
“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked. “Just look at you – you have no legs!”
The old man smiled and replied, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
“And you don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled and said, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”
Curious, the widow raised an eyebrow and asked, “Are you still good in bed?”
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile, and confidently said, “Well, I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
Isn’t that a funny and heartwarming story? Share it with a friend and give them a good laugh too!
