Funny Encounter at the Door

One day, a woman was at home when she heard a knock at the door. Curious, she went to open it and was surprised to see a man standing there. He asked her a rather inappropriate question, “Do you have a Vagina?” Outraged by his audacity, she slammed the door shut in disgust.

The next morning, there was another knock at the door. To her astonishment, it was the same man asking the same question once again, “Do you have a Vagina?” Annoyed, she slammed the door shut once more, not wanting to entertain his inappropriate behavior.

Later that evening, when her husband returned home, she told him about the strange encounters she had experienced in the past two days. Concerned for his wife’s safety, her loving husband decided to take the next day off from work just in case the man showed up again.

The following morning, they heard another knock at the door. Both husband and wife rushed to answer it. With a plan in mind, the husband whispered to his wife, “Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen. If it’s the same guy, I want you to answer yes to his question. I want to see where he’s going with this.”

Agreeing to her husband’s plan, she nodded her head and opened the door. To their surprise, it was indeed the same man standing there. He wasted no time and asked the question once more, “Do you have a Vagina?”

With a mischievous smile, the woman confidently replied, “Yes, I do.”

The man chuckled and responded, “Good. Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”

Remember to always be cautious when answering unknown visitors at the door, as you never know what surprises they might bring!