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In this world filled with seriousness and monotony, a funny anecdote can truly brighten up our day. Today, we have a story that will tickle your funny bone and leave you chuckling. It’s a tale filled with drama, revenge, and an unexpected twist that is sure to entertain you.
The story begins with a letter from a husband who seeks a divorce from his wife. Little did he know that his wife would respond with a brilliant and humorous comeback that will surely leave you in stitches.
Dear wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years, yet I have nothing to show for it. These past 2 weeks have been pure hell. Your boss called to inform me that you quit your job, and that was the last straw.
Last week, I did everything to please you. I got a new haircut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore brand new silk boxers. Yet, you didn’t seem to notice any of it. You devoured your food in a matter of minutes and went straight to bed after watching your soaps.
You don’t express your love for me anymore, and there’s no intimacy between us. I can’t help but think that either you’re cheating on me or you’ve fallen out of love. Regardless of the reason, I’m leaving.
Goodbye, and don’t bother looking for me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Receiving your letter has truly made my day. It’s true that we were married for 7 years, but calling you a “good man” is quite the stretch. To be honest, I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Unfortunately, it seems to have no effect on you.
Yes, I did notice your new haircut last week. However, the first thought that came to my mind was, “You look just like a girl!” Since my mother raised me to hold my tongue if I couldn’t say anything nice, I chose not to comment.
And about that favorite meal you cooked for me? Well, it seems you got me confused with my sister because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
As for the silk boxers, I turned away from you because I noticed the $49.99 price tag was still attached. I hoped it was just a coincidence that my sister had borrowed $50 from me that very morning.
Despite all of this, I still loved you and believed we could work things out. That’s why when I won 10 million dollars in the lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I returned home, you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I suppose.
I genuinely hope you find the fulfilling life you’ve always desired. By the way, my lawyer reassures me that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t receive a single penny from me. Take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
If this exchange brought a smile to your face and made your day a little brighter, why not share this wonderful story with others? Let’s spread the laughter and bring joy to those around us.
