Woman Left Instructions for the Repairman, But He Decided Not to Listen

Do you ever feel like men just don’t listen? No matter what you say, they always seem to do what they believe is right. Well, here’s a funny story that proves just that!

Laura’s dishwasher stopped working, so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she left clear instructions for the repairman. “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check. Oh, and please do not talk to my parrot!”

The next day, when the repairman arrived at Laura’s apartment, he was greeted by the biggest, meanest bulldog he had ever seen. But as Laura had promised, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman quietly.

However, the repairman’s patience was tested by the parrot, who was incessantly yelling, cursing, and name-calling throughout the entire repair process. Despite Laura’s clear instructions, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and snapped, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!”

To his dismay, the parrot responded with, “Get him, Bob!” It turns out, the repairman had unwittingly given the parrot a reason to unleash the bulldog on him!

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Woman left instructions for the repairman but he decided not to listen